Thumpasaurus

In the beginning was Thump... The original groove of the universe. Thump made its way through all things. In the beginning, groove was harmony, and harmony was groove, and it was good.

Long before the age of man, the Thumpasaurus roamed the earth and served as the Thump's teacher to the cosmos. The Thump traversed all beings, and the Thumpasarus helped distribute its secret wisdom to all sentient and non-sentient creatures. This was good. As time passed and Earth fluctuated between times of great peace and great turmoil, the Thumpasaurus became a threat to the growing forces of evil who, fueled by a primary motivation in consumerism, sought to eliminate the Thumpasaurus. To save the species and protect the goodness of the universe, the Thumpasaurus fled Earth for the outer reaches of space-time - though the Thumpasaurus vowed to return to Earth as harbingers of the Age of Reawakening. In their final gift to the consciousness of the cosmic manifestation of Earth and its beings, the Thumpasaurus wrote down the secrets of the Thump in a manuscript of real Troof and buried it in a sacred, SECRET place (the Appalachian Mountains) in the hope that the Thump would survive and benefit future generations with happiness, love and Thump. Just as buildings turned to sand and memories turned to dust, the ancient memory of the Thumpasaurus disappeared and with them the philosophy of the Thump.

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